Hindi Non Veg Jokes For Whatsapp And Facebook-हिंदी चुटकले-Indian Hasgulle

Non veg jokes in hindi for whatsapp

Suhagrat ki pahalii raat pappu ne apni wife ke sath aisa sex kiya,
Ki shadi ke agale din wo pragnet ho gyi.
Doctor Delivery ke bad pappu ki wife ke taakein lga rhe the.
Pappu jor se chillaya – Puri mat sil dena kutto.
Puri sil di to main sex kaha se karunga. 🙂

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Non veg sms

Teachar Ne Class Me Pappu Se Pucha –
Taaj mahal ke bad bhart me pyar ki bachi dusri bdi nishani kon si hai ?
Pappu Muskurat huye
Ji Raam Rahim Ki Gufa

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New Non Veg Jokes In Hindi For Girlfriend

Ek ladke ka land bahut chota aur patla tha..
Aur wo apni gf ko apna dikhana nahi chahta tha..
Ladka karne ke liye  gf ko andhere kamre me le gya..
Aur apna land ladki ke hath me dediya..
Ladki : Jannu mai chigarte nahi piti..

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Non veg jokes in hindi

Pathan sarak pe hi biwi ki piche se mar raha tha..
Tabhi ek police wala waha aagya..
Police : Ye gair-kanuni hai ?
Pathan : Nahi sir !! Ye Gair-ka-nuni nahi hai …
Ye bachpan se hi mera nuni hai !!

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Best non veg jokes

Ek pathan ki suhagrat me light chali gai..
Usne nokar ko bola tu lanten pakad mai karte hu..
Nokar ne lanten pakade rakha aur pathan karne laga..
Thodi der bad pathan biwi se pucha maza aaya..
Biwi ne bola nahi..
Pathan aur jor se karne laga..
Pathana ne fir pucha maza aaya..
Biwi ne fir bola nahi..
Pathan ne nokar ko bola :
” Mai lanten padhta hu tu kar aake”
Nokar karna suru kiya..
Pathan ne pucha biwi se ab maza aaya..
Biwi ne bola ..haaa
Pathan ne nnokar ko jor se data :
“Dekh bevkuf lanten aaise pakadhte hai”

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Jija Sali Hindi Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Jiju : Ladkiya parai dhan hai,
To ladke kya hai ?
Sali : Ek number ke chor, jinki najar
Hamesha praye dhan par hi lagi rahti hai.

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Jija Sali Hindi Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Jija sali se : Aapke yaha ki,
Sabse famous chij kya hai….?
Sali : Jo sabse famous chij thi,
Usse to aap le gaye……….!!