Indian Hasgulle Is A Collection Of Various Hindi Jokes Categories i.e. Santa-Banta, Teacher-Student, Pati-Patni, Non-Veg And Other Hindi Jokes.

4 February 2018

non veg jokes in english for girlfriend-Funny Jokes In Hindi-Indian Hasgulle

Non-Veg Jokes in English

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Santa Banta In Museum Looking At An Egyptian Mummy
Banta: “Look So Many Bandages, Surely An Accident Case”
Santa: “Hammmm. Car Number Also Written BC-1760.”😂😂


Read Hindi Non-Veg Jokes Here

Santa Bought His Wife Preeto A New Perfume Called
“Chloroform” 
But Preeto Didn’t Like It..
She Says: “It Makes Her Sleepy & Also Her Ass Feels Sore And Painful The Next Day”


English Non-Veg Jokes

A Soldier Was Given A Three-Day Leave To Attend His Newly Wedded Wife But On Getting Home, He Realized That His Wife Was In Her Menstrual Period.
So He Decided To Send A Telegram To His Headquarter To Extend His Leave But With His Mother-In-Law And Other Visitors Around, He Decided To Code His Message In The Military Way.
Omega One, This Is Omega Twelve, Danger Signal From The Field, Red Alert In Front, Extend Leave. Do You Read Me?! Red Alert In Front, Extend Leave.
Reply From The Headquarter
Omega Twelve, This Is Omega One, I Read You Loud And Clear! Attack From Behind, Resume Duty Immediately! I Repeat, Attack From Behind, Resume Duty Immediately! Over N Out 😂😂


Non-Veg Jokes in English for Girlfriend


Condom To Whisper: “Bloody Every Month You Stop My Business For One Week.



Whisper Replied: “If You Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months."



Adult English Jokes

Advice For Men And Women From Our Beloved William Sexfear
Men, You Should Make Her Pussy Wet, Not Her Eyes.
Ladies, You Should Make His Dick Hard, Not His Life.


Non-Veg Jokes in English

Hats Off To William Sexfear’s Research
Men Are Born Between The Legs Of A Women Yet They Spend Their Entire Life Trying To Go Back Between Them………
That’s Called Homesickness


Non-Veg Jokes in English for Girlfriend

True Factor Of Boys And Girls Explained By William Sexfear When They Miss Each Other.
When A Girl Misses Her Love …… Her Heart Pain.
But When A Guy Misses His Love …… His Hands Pain

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