JOKES IN HINDI // HINDI CHUTKALE // DAILY HASGULLE

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Child - Mom Ye Kya Hai?
Mom - Ye Gubbare Hai
Child - Fir Mousi Ke Chote Kyun hai?
Mom - wo Tune Kab Dekhe?
Child - Jab Papa Unme Hawa Bhar Rahe The tab...

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Pati raat ko Khana kha raha tha...
Pati - Ye daal main Baal ka guchha kyu hai
Patni - Wo mere neeche ke Baal hain ji,
Pati - madarchhodd yeh tune kya kiya..
Patni - Ji AAP hi to rozana kehte ho ki khane main jhaat bhar ka swaad nahi... Isliye aaj daal diye...

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Ek Chudaal ne Sadi Suda jode se kaha, Main tum dono ki 1-1 wish puri kar sakti hu
Biwi - Mian apne pati ke sath puri duniya ki visit karna chahti hu
Chudel ne Charkhi ghumai aur 2 tickets aa gai,
fir pati se pucha ki tum kya chahte ho
Pati - Mujhe apne se 30 year choti patni chahiye
Chudeel ne charkhi ghumai aur pati ko 90 years ka bana diya

Morel : Aadmi ko yaad rakhna chahiye ki Chudeel bhi Aurat hoti haihindi